Troll 2

One evening, I was in a hotel room with my friend when we decided to watch some movies. The first was called Troll, which was pretty dull despite having a decent premise and some hilarious lines. Then we watched Troll 2, and it was an experience unlike any other I have ever encountered.

There is not a single competently made scene in the movie. Every single line delivery was horrible. Every single bit of acting was garbage. Every single plot point was ridiculous. I have never seen a movie fail so hard in every single way; most movies at least have one redeemable or halfway decent quality about them, but this one doesn't. The movie was like a bunch of the worst scenes from bad horror movies strung together. I've seen stage musicals played by 5 year olds that were more compelling. As you're watching it, when you don't think the movie could possibly get any worse, it does.

For these reasons, the movie is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. If any one element had been a little bit better, the film would just be bad and dull. With Troll 2 however, it's so bad it reaches some kind of iconic status. My friend and I could not stop laughing. I definitely laughed harder at this movie than I have at most comedies I've watched. For this reason alone, the movie is awesome and should be viewed by every member of the human race.