My 10 favorite things about life

In no particular order:

1. Eating 30 ounce steaks coated with butter and not get fat.
2. Spending with somebody I deepy, sincerely care about.
3. Getting 9 hours of sleep.
4. Winning.
5. Lying in my bed while there's a huge storm outside, knowing that I'm safer than the poor homeless bum sleeping on a bus stop.
6. The feeling of accomplishment after completing something I worked hard at.
7. Sitting in a movie theater, realizing that I am witnessing what is quite possibly the greatest work of art ever envisioned by a human being.
8. Laughing at stupid people.
9. Watching my friends succeed.
10. Taking the biggest shit in your life.